7th February, 2007

ok ok..... i apologise!!

I have had such a busy week that i have been unable to get onto the tinternet.

Well over the last week i have been thinking alot to myself, and looking at the way i have been acting, i really should no better. So what if i havnt had a shag since Dec, it doesnt need to be a bad thing, it gives me time to spend with my mates and enjoy myself. I mean its a good thing really:

1) dont need to shave hairy arms, legs or malaries! (pussy to the non- hilarys)

2) burp and fart as much as i like, i dont give a shoit, i have no one to impress

3)I snog as many men as i like and not have to feel bad about it


LOVES IT!!!

Well back to me feeling annoyed, and ashamed at myself. I have been biggin up last weekend all week, and when the day came i was all prepared ( no i dont mean condoms and lube!!) I had gone shopping during the day with my best buddy, Donna. We have trawled all the shops looking for our hot new outifits, and with luck we did. By GOD did we look hot..... thats the moment it all went down hill...

The evening had arrived, met up with my lads and and Hayley, armed with a bottle of coke and a bottle of vodka, we merrily swigged the bottle of our pre-party spirits. To make sure our stomachs were fully lined, we had a spoons dinner ( cheap and cheerful) but the addition was the bottle of wine, it was all down hill from there.


Most of the evening was a blur to me, Donna and Hayley wernt as drunk as me, so i guess i was the evenings entertainment. Donna was on the pole, so we decided to jump on up to join her, having a wail of a time, Donna left me and Hayley on there. There is one thing i would like to say to all the ladies that wish to poledance, please WAIT until the pole is actually free before jumping up. Me and hayley got pushed off but some slags in short skirts, well hayley actually did literally fall off, and the image is STILL in my head ,and cos of this i gave the girls an ear bashing telling them to bloody ask next time as it was rude! GO ME!!

The night went on, and more bottles of wine were drunk, dear me i was indeed a state! I remember telling Donna that i loved her and that i was gunna be her maid of Honour lol, i think that shocked her. after that the night becomes less memorable ( as in i cant remember)

i remember dancing with Hayley, and a guy dance behind me, i have NO idea whatsoever what he looked like, but we ended up snogging QUITE alot, again i dont remember much, but i know he was a SHIT snog, he tried to finger me but i remember saying to him that i had to go, he mentioned something about a car, but again i have no idea .

The night went on, me getting drunker and drunker.... then i felt alone and sick, told my mate James that i needed to go outside, and i burst into tears

The next thing i know i am at home with James asking me if i need a lift to my house. I dont know How i got into his car nor do i remember falling asleep

FUCKING PISS HEAD!!!!